Hot-tempered, womanizer who won the station in a poker game. Ed loves the station , but he loves Ida even more. He found her wandering out on Old Benson Highway.
Loner, always late for work and a chain smoker. Floyd is only seen at night and can often be found hanging out at the community pool.
Rescue, found out on Old Benson Highway where they reported the mysterious "Fire In The Sky". Ida is addicted to chasing cars and lost a leg because of it.
Hosts the Saturday Night Creature Feature, "Now It's Dark". Hank also teaches a film appreciation course at the Gila Bend Night School of Animal Husbandry and Diesel Mechanics.